Chapter 26

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Both: Hina Arare

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Title: A Certain Everyday 26

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Title: A Certain Static Everyday

Mikoto: I know there's no helping it during winter...
SFX: Sigh
Mikoto: but I can't stand all the static lately.

SFX: Zap
Mikoto: Oh, sorry.

SFX: Zap
Mikoto: S-sorry...

Mikoto: It's not my fault, but I apologize on reflex.
Mikoto(outside): Hmm...
Uiharu: Yeah, static electricity hurts~

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Title: Anything Goes for Kuroko

Kuroko: Isn't static electricity painless for you, Onee-sama?
Mikoto(outside): Well
Mikoto: Yes, it is...

Mikoto: But it looks like it hurts the other person...
Mikoto: which just makes it more awkward.
Kuroko(edge): Oh
Kuroko: Is that all?

Kuroko: I would be happy with anything you gave me! Even static electricity!!
SFX: Pose
Kuroko: I would love to feel that! Feel your static!!!

Mikoto: Well, I have somewhere to go.
Saten: Okay
Uiharu: Take care
Kuroko: Even being ignored feels amazing!
Kuroko(corner): Onee-sama!!

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Title: Habitual Apology

Mikoto: The new issue should be in stores by now!
Mikoto: Reading it in the store always cheers me up.

SFX: Zap

Mikoto: Ah.
Mikoto: Sorr-

Mikoto(outside): Wah, wah, wah
Mikoto: Why am I apologizing to a door!?

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Title: Kamijou-san is Watching

Mikoto: N-no one saw that, right?
SFX: Turn turn

Touma: Misaka...
Touma: You might not be aware...
Mikoto: Ah
Mikoto: Uh

Touma: but talking to convenience store doors won't make them open!
Mikoto(outside): Waaahh
Mikoto: I know that!! I do, so forget it! Forget what you saw here!!

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Title: Static Misfortune

Mikoto(corner): Sighhh
Mikoto: I wish winter would leave and take its static with it.
Clerk: Thank you very much.
Touma: The static isn't at fault, so stop being so upset with it.

SFX: Zap
Touma: Ow!

SFX: Splash

Touma: I hate static...
Touma(outside): Such misfortune...
Mikoto: What did you JUST say?

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Title: Let's Play With Static!

Touma: Come to think of it, she was playing with static at home.
Touma(outside): Is that popular now?
Mikoto: Playing?
Mikoto: How do you do that?

Touma: It wasn't anything much.
Mikoto(outside): Hey.
Mikoto: Tell me how you play with it.
Touma: Fine...

SFX: Flop
Mikoto: Eh?

SFX: Rub rub rub rub
Mikoto: Eh!?

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Title: He Meant Well

Mikoto(corner): W-
Mikoto: Wait a second!!
SFX: Hold out
Mikoto: What was that!? How is that playing with it!?
Touma: How?

Touma: Because the static makes your hair stand up.
Mikoto: Huh?
SFX: Poof

Touma: It wouldn't change much with my hair, so I thought you would make a better example!
SFX: Rumble rumble
Touma: Huh? Misaka-san?

Mikoto: Fix it right now, you idiot!!!
SFX: Zap zap
Touma: Waaaahh!?

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Title: Heartbeat!

Mikoto: Honestly...you've completely messed up my hair.
Touma(edge): Yes, yes
Touma: I get that.

SFX: Place

Mikoto: Not again!
SFX: Turn
Touma: I'm fixing your hair, so don't move.
Touma(outside): C'mon

SFX: Fix fix

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Title: Static Electricity and a Maiden's Heart

Mikoto: I'm back.
SFX: Shut
Kuroko: Onee-sama! I thought up a static electricity countermeasure!

Kuroko: I make static-prevention devices just for you...
Kuroko: and then hand them out to all the academy's students!!
Mikoto: That would be embarrassing, so don't!

Mikoto: And I don't really mind anymore.
Kuroko: Eh? Did something happen?

Mikoto: I just realized static could be nice every so often.

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English: Lemonade
Japanese: Remoneedo